A girl with long, stringy bleached-blonde "hair" (shudder), an orange tan that'd make Oompa-Loompas recoil and reach for the nearest eye gouger, and a set of the clumpiest, SCARIEST fake eyelashes EVER.
3cm long lashes, peeps, I shit you not.
I'm sure her fluttering of them caused a category 5 hurricane somewhere in the northern hemisphere.
Did I mention The Scary? (Uh, YEEEES, capitalisation is beyond required.) It's like she had been 'bazooka-ed' with the most garish makeup known to (wo)man. I mean, who wakes up one day and decides that that look constitutes prettiness? Er, Emaciated Girl with Snake Lashes and Ratty Hair Extensions, that's who.
On a completely unrelated (and normal) note, it is now less than three months until THE WEDDING (eep!), and although pretty much all the big stuff has been set in stone for a while, there are a few small(er) outstanding items...such as my veil! Or do I get a birdcage? Here are the ones I like: this and this.
What do y'all think?
2 comments:
I love eyelashes. But there is a fine line right before the length of the lash borders on drag-queen status and I have desperately tried to avoid crossing it when I feel the urge to glue on fakeys. Some people need to understand that LESS can be more :)
Must have been quite the combination, what with the Oompah Loompah complexion. HA!
Oohhhhhh, both veils are beautiful (and I had no idea the second one is known as a birdcage, but I love that look, personally). I'm sure whichever one you choose will be gorgeous!
Thanks darl...so sorry for my late reply! I suck donkey's balls. ;-)
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